Black & Blue

Posted in Stupid People on April, 09 2005 10:32 PM

Q: Why are blond's belly-buttons black and blue? A: Blond guys are stupid too. ...
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Neighbour Joke

Posted in Stupid People on March, 23 2005 9:00 PM

A man is watching a football game, and his wife is in the shower. The doorbell rings, the man, who is too into the game, tells his wife to go answer the door. She answers the door wearing ...
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Wish Cave

Posted in Stupid People on March, 22 2005 8:57 AM

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman were on a hike and they found a cave. There was a sign outside the cave that said  'Anyone who enters this cave can have whatever they want inside it a ...
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Rose...?

Posted in Stupid People on March, 22 2005 8:51 AM

An elderly couple is visiting another couples' house for dinner. After dinner, the women retire to the kitchen to prepare the dessert. The men stay at the table chatting. The visitor says, "We w ...
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Never take on a bet drunk

Posted in Stupid People on November, 21 2004 8:15 PM

A man walks into a bar and notices a huge jar full of money hanging above the cash register. The man asks the bartender, " Whats with all the money?" The bartender says," Well, we have this bet ...
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Golf Tee

Posted in Stupid People on July, 20 2004 5:44 PM

Tiger Woods was driving down a desert road in his Ferrari F60 when he pulled into a petrol station. Tiger got out of his car grabbed the pump and began to fill up. As he bent over to put it ...
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Bob's Bathtub

Posted in Stupid People on July, 06 2004 11:27 AM

One day Bob goes to the hardware shop and buys a bathtub. A couple of days later he goes back to the shop and complains that whenever he puts water in the bath it always runs ...
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Navajo Hitchhiker

Posted in Stupid People on June, 25 2004 10:25 PM

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in. During thei ...
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