The River Only a Woman Could Conquer!

Posted in Stupid People on January, 02 2006 4:02 PM

There were three men hiking through a forest when they came upon a raging river.  In order to cross the river the first man prayed to God, "God will you give me the strength to cross this river?"  God gives him stong arms and legs, it takes the man two hours to cross the river, almost drowning several times.  The second man asks God for the strength and the tools to cross the river, so God gives him strong legs, arms, and a boat.  It takes the man an hour to cross the river almost capsizing.  Finaly the third man askes God for the strength, tools, and intelligence to cross the river.  God turns him into a woman, she then walks one hundred yards down the river and crosses the bridge.


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