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Three tins of food
Posted in Toilet Humour on May, 09 2005 7:33 AM
An old lady goes into a supermarket and takes 3 tins of cat food and
walks up to the checkout to pay.
"No, I can't sell them to you," said the woman at the checkout.
"Why not?" asked the ol
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Convenience Store Shopping
Posted in Toilet Humour on June, 11 2004 8:30 PM
A man walks into a convenience store to buy shaving cream, he asks the clerk
where to find it; he replies “Isle 3â€.
The man retrieves the cream walks to the counter to pay for
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No Paper
Posted in Toilet Humour on May, 24 2004 8:30 PM
Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the
other,
"There is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?"
The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem
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Conversation In The Men's Room
Posted in Toilet Humour on October, 11 2003 4:43 PM
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest
stop but, I don't know
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Why men look straight ahead when havin a pee
Posted in Toilet Humour on August, 01 2003 12:57 AM
A man is having
a pee in a pub toilet and next to him is a man standing at the urinal but
without any arms. So feeling
obliged he says, "Can you manage?"
The man says
"Would y
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Why Is It...
Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 06 2003 12:30 AM
Why do farts smell? It's so as deaf people can enjoy
them as well!
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Question
Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 06 2003 12:29 AM
If a bra is a upper topper flopper stopper, and a jock strap
is a lower decker peker checker, and golden toylet paper is a super duper pooper
skooper. Then what is a Japanise boxers father who has
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Toilet Paper Mr Spock
Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 06 2003 12:28 AM
Why is Star Trek the same as Toilet paper? Because
they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons
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