Convenience Store Shopping

Posted in Toilet Humour on June, 11 2004 7:30 PM

A man walks into a convenience store to buy shaving cream, he asks the clerk where to find it; he replies “Isle 3”. 

The man retrieves the cream walks to the counter to pay for it when the clerk asks him “ What kind of razor do you have?”  The man replies “What does it matter what kind of razor I have?”

The clerk simply says, “Well sometimes different creams work better with certain razors…”

Annoyed, the man shrugs him off, pays & leaves….

 A few days later he returns to the store for Toothpaste, again the clerk asks him what kind of toothbrush he uses… again the man replies what does it matter… some toothpastes work better with certain toothbrushes….

That next week the man enters the store with a box in his hand.

The clerk’s questions the box, the man says to take a whiff; he does… “That smells like shit!” exclaims the clerk…

“Exactly!” says the man..

 â€œNow what kind of toilet paper should I use?!”

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