Odd Dwarf Joke

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:28 PM

A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of shit on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it. A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of shit, the littl ...
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OAP

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:26 PM

whats 100yards long and smells of piss? A post office queue on a thursday morning. ...
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Bird Shit

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:25 PM

What do you do if a bird shits on your car? You never take her out again ...
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Fart Match

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:25 PM

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil." His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?" The ...
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Bad Broccoli

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:23 PM

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman in the corner and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!" Another ...
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Cannibal

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:22 PM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bum. ...
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Pet Parrot

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:22 PM

A man is at a nude beach reading the paper when he sees a little girl walking around. He covers himself with the paper and she walks over. The little girl asks, "whats under your paper?" The man r ...
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Private Moment

Posted in Toilet Humour on February, 05 2003 11:22 PM

A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a leafy country lane. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get ...
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