Some beans are down the pub

Posted in Weird on March, 23 2005 10:49 PM

Some beans are down the pub. The first one says "I'm a runner bean. I am the fastest bean the world has ever seen." They all give him a round of applause. The second one says "I'm a broad bean. ...
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What's the difference....?

Posted in Weird on June, 27 2004 8:27 PM

What's the difference between a dog? One of its legs is both the same. ...
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The 1 legged fish

Posted in Weird on October, 28 2003 9:40 PM

Why did the fish fall out the tree? Because it doesn't have any arms. ...
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Posted in Weird on October, 13 2003 11:16 PM

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?   Because she had no arms.   ...
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Numbers talking

Posted in Weird on August, 13 2003 12:54 AM

Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Where did you get that belt? ...
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Eagles may soar high

Posted in Weird on May, 16 2003 1:09 PM

Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get caught in jet engines. ...
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A strange tale...

Posted in Weird on May, 13 2003 6:26 PM

A travelling salesman has his car break down late one night and so he walkes a few miles down the road until he finds a old farmhouse. He goes up knocks on the door and the old farmer answers."S ...
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Penguin in a bar

Posted in Weird on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Has my brother been in here today?""I don't know, what does he look like?", replies the barman. ...
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