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Some beans are down the pub
Posted in Weird on March, 23 2005 10:49 PM
Some beans are down the pub.
The first one says "I'm a runner bean. I am the fastest bean the
world has ever seen."
They all give him a round of applause.
The second one says "I'm a broad bean.
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What's the difference....?
Posted in Weird on June, 27 2004 8:27 PM
What's the difference between a dog?
One of its legs is both the same.
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The 1 legged fish
Posted in Weird on October, 28 2003 9:40 PM
Why did the fish fall out the tree?
Because it doesn't have any arms.
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Numbers talking
Posted in Weird on August, 13 2003 12:54 AM
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Where did you get that belt?
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Eagles may soar high
Posted in Weird on May, 16 2003 1:09 PM
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get caught in jet
engines.
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A strange tale...
Posted in Weird on May, 13 2003 6:26 PM
A travelling salesman has his car
break down late one night and so he walkes a few miles down the road until he
finds a old farmhouse. He goes up knocks on the door and the old farmer
answers."S
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Penguin in a bar
Posted in Weird on February, 08 2003 10:04 PM
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Has my
brother been in here today?""I don't know, what does he look like?",
replies the barman.
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