Orange For A Head

Posted in Weird on February, 06 2003 12:31 AM

Jimmy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head.
"Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?" he asked.
"Well, it's a long story...you still wanna hear it?" replied the man.
"Sure."
"OK. Well I was walking down this road a couple of days ago when I came across this lamp. Naturally I rubbed it and, sure enough, a genie appeared and granted me three wishes."
"Wow! What did you wish for?"
"Well, my first wish was for all the money I could ever need..."
"Did you get it?"
"Of course. My second wish was to have all the women I could ever need to fulfil all my fantasies..."
"Wow! Amazing! What was your third wish then?"
"To have a small orange for a head..."

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2455 days ago netronelson posted

Now a children's picture book! http://theboywithanorangeforahead.com/


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