A Walk In The Woods

Posted in Weird on February, 06 2003 11:46 PM

A bloke was walking a boy in the woods when the boy said "Can we go back now, I'm scared?" The man replies "just a littlle further". Ten minutes later the boy asks again "Can we go back now, i'm ...
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Dada

Posted in Weird on February, 06 2003 11:44 PM

How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side. ...
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Biscuits

Posted in Weird on February, 06 2003 11:43 PM

Two biscuits in a biscuit barrel one says to the other "where do you live?" the other one says "I'm not telling you, you might nick my washing" ...
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Dick Green

Posted in Weird on February, 06 2003 11:42 PM

Four women were out on the golf course, when one pointed out a yellow blur approaching from a distance. As it grew closer, they could see it was a streaker drawing near. As the nude guy ran past t ...
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Orange For A Head

Posted in Weird on February, 06 2003 12:31 AM

Jimmy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head. "Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?" he asked. "Well, it's a long story...you still wanna hear ...
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Stupid Inventions

Posted in Weird on February, 05 2003 11:35 PM

1)Submarine with a sunroof 2)Motorbike with air conditioning 3)left handed pencil 4)helicopter with ejector seat 4)wooden barbecue 5)chocolate tea pot 6)solar panel torch 7)Tent with a doorbell ...
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Two eggs

Posted in Weird on February, 03 2003 7:51 PM

Two eggs were in a frying pan. 1st egg: hello there! 2nd egg: ahhhhh! a talking egg! ...
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