You are trapped in a strange world with no friends, no help, no brains and no "Last of the Summer Wine" on the telly! The WomblesTM are out to kill all humans. They're fed up with making good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind! They've watched Reservoir Dogs, and now they want to kill everybody!
You must seek out your brains, fighting your way past wombles, booby traps, smurfs and chickens, and escape from this horrible place. Do you have what it takes to go underground, overground and wombling free? There's only one way to find out!
"When I put this book down I couldn't pick it up again"
Mr. Muscle
"A wonderful, riveting cornucopia of literary genius crammed into a group of pages which can be described only as pure art! A must read!"
The Author
"It's well good, there's these Wombles right, and they is like really nasty and you got to get away and get your brains and fight things and it's really exciting and you get to like decide what you want to do and it's really really great it is!"
The Telegraph