As you release the catch on the fridge door it is pushed open violently from the inside, sending you flying backwards across the room. Nigel, the martial arts expert unarmed combat kick-boxing silent killing weapons and explosives and shooting ex-marine / S.A.S. / commando / Navy seal sort of tough guy, killer chicken leaps out with a scowl across his face. He hasn't had a good cluck in ages and he God-damn wants someone to know about it! He does a tripple back-flip somersaulting roundhouse kick, just to show off, before launching a vicious pecking attack on your knee. You are almost instantly irritated to death.