As you walk across the courtyard you come knee-cap to face with a terrifying, ferocious, evil, sadistic, bloodthirsty, horrible, deadly, dangerous, blood-sucking, mutated, "Neighbours" watching, brookside fan, neck-snapping, "Good morning with Anne and Nick" fanclub president, One and a half foot high smurf with an eight foot double bladed, blood stained, battle-axe. You must fight him!! If you wish to attack using the "Souvenir guide to Bournemouth pier and it's history" then click here, to use a nearby brick click here and to use the machine gun you've just noticed on the ground beside you, hover your mouse pointer over this and depress the button that you would normally use in similar link-clicking situations.