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Ice Cream Man
Posted in Wordplay on October, 17 2004 2:53 PM
A body was found in the back of an icecream van, it was covered in
hundreds and thousands, the police think he topped himself.
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Baker's Hands
Posted in Wordplay on April, 13 2004 11:47 AM
Why did the baker's hands smell?
Because he kneaded a pooh.
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How do you get A-Flat Minor on the Piano
Posted in Wordplay on October, 23 2003 4:57 PM
Drop your piano down a mine shaft.
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How do you get A-Flat Major on the Piano
Posted in Wordplay on October, 23 2003 4:52 PM
Take him out of his Army Base, run him over with a steam-roller,
and place him carefully on top of the keys.
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A bloke goes to the doctor's with a ten pound note sticking out of his bottom. The
doctor removes it with some tweezers, but finds more.
Eventually, the doc has pulled out £1,990. The bloke lo
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