Dolls

Posted in Wordplay on October, 06 2005 2:26 PM

What do you call a row of dolls about to be burned? A barbie-queue! ...
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Vegetable

Posted in Wordplay on October, 17 2004 10:41 PM

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot ...
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Ice Cream Man

Posted in Wordplay on October, 17 2004 1:53 PM

A body was found in the back of an icecream van, it was covered in hundreds and thousands, the police think he topped himself. ...
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Baker's Hands

Posted in Wordplay on April, 13 2004 10:47 AM

Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a pooh. ...
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How do you get A-Flat Minor on the Piano

Posted in Wordplay on October, 23 2003 3:57 PM

Drop your piano down a mine shaft.   ...
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How do you get A-Flat Major on the Piano

Posted in Wordplay on October, 23 2003 3:52 PM

Take him out of his Army Base, run him over with a steam-roller, and place him carefully on top of the keys.     ...
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I See

Posted in Wordplay on September, 13 2003 3:14 PM

"I See" said the blind man to his deaf wife over the phone. ...
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Money

Posted in Wordplay on September, 10 2003 10:05 PM

A bloke goes to the doctor's with a ten pound note sticking out of his bottom. The doctor removes it with some tweezers, but finds more. Eventually, the doc has pulled out £1,990. The bloke lo ...
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