National Dyslexic Association

Posted in Wordplay on June, 24 2003 6:31 PM

Q.What does DNA stand for? A.National Dyslexic Association ...
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Banana (childrens joke)

Posted in Wordplay on May, 22 2003 12:51 PM

Why did the banana go to the doctors? He was not peeling very well. ...
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Cider

Posted in Wordplay on February, 06 2003 11:58 PM

Young Johnny pricks his finger on a drawing pin at school, and calls out to his teacher for some cider to put it in. "Cider?" the teacher exclaims. "What on earth do you want to put it in cider fo ...
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Legless

Posted in Wordplay on February, 06 2003 11:58 PM

Did you hear about the strawberry picker who had no legs? She was a right jammy c**t ...
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Walking Tampons

Posted in Wordplay on February, 06 2003 11:57 PM

three tampons walking down the road,which one do you talk to? none of them, they're all stuck up c***s!! ...
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Human Emotion Party

Posted in Wordplay on February, 06 2003 11:56 PM

A man decides to have a party and invites loads of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Themed Party Come as a Human Emotion" On the night of the party, the firs ...
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Thor

Posted in Wordplay on February, 06 2003 11:55 PM

The norse God of thunder, Thor, was going along the clouds on his chariot shouting, "I'm Thor I'm Thor" After 5 minutes of shouting this his horse gets fed up of this, it turns round and says, ...
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Sleepless Nights

Posted in Wordplay on February, 06 2003 11:50 PM

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog ! ...
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