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She Caught me in her Knicker Drawer
Posted in Written by Our Readers on July, 16 2003 8:28 PM
She caught me in her knicker drawer, I woulda run, but she blocked
the door. This awkward scenario I hadn't planned, Caught with her
knickers in my hand, And with a pair upon my head, Jumping up a
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One or Two Pints Sir?
Posted in Written by Our Readers on July, 08 2003 7:39 PM
Unfortunately, if i ever told my father of why our
latest house-cleaner never returned after the first day, he'd probably believe
me.
The first left thinking she was in a nut house, it wasn't m
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Annihilate the Lollypop People
Posted in Written by Our Readers on June, 22 2003 4:42 PM
Living in
halls three miles away from my uni, walking the half an hour journey to
University becomes an accepted daily occurrence. I don't mind the walk, but what
really bewilders me is the
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Divine Press release: Turmoil in Heaven! - By 'Andyroo'
Posted in Written by Our Readers on June, 14 2003 1:52 PM
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an
affair with a former worshipper. The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman,
known only as Mary, claimed that she
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Blood, Sweat, Placenta & Sainsburies
Posted in Written by Our Readers on June, 12 2003 9:49 PM
It's strange the things that occupy
your mind at the most unlikely moments. It first struck me while I was sitting
at my wife's bedside at the first twinges of childbirth. You know the twinges I
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The Love and Hate of Art Garfunkel
Posted in Written by Our Readers on May, 30 2003 11:20 AM
I was born 56 years ago, but I was too young to remember where. My mother was
a right old cow, she was a lollipop lady and my dear old dad (now deceased-bless
him) was a magistrate and a very go
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