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A man gives blood to his girlfriend and saves her life.
After a while they break up and he asks for the blood back.
She throws a used tampon at him and screams, "I'll pay you monthly, you
basta
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she
seductively signals that he should bri
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Little Ol' Lady
Posted in Yuck! on May, 01 2004 3:25 PM
There's a little old lady in a care home. One the second floor (where
everyone sleeps) the corridor is around the edge and the rooms are in the
middle.
One day the old lady gets into her wheel
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Smear Test
Posted in Yuck! on January, 20 2004 8:57 PM
(This joke is not for the easily offended)Q. Why do old women NOT have smear tests?
A. Have you ever tried opening a cheese
toastie?
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Constipated Mathmatican
Posted in Yuck! on January, 16 2004 10:00 PM
Q: What does a mathmatican do when he's constapated?
A: He works it out with paper and a pencil.
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Nasty Nut Eater
Posted in Yuck! on December, 21 2003 2:32 PM
Whats green and eats nuts?
Herpes!
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Train Robbery
Posted in Yuck! on September, 30 2003 12:18 PM
One day these two guys on a train going to Preswick. One of
the guys needs a dump but there are no toilets on the train so his friend says
"Hang your arse out the window and do one."&nbs
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Better than lubricant
Posted in Yuck! on September, 19 2003 10:42 PM
One day Jimmy, Billy, and Sally, were in the desert late at night and their
car broke down. Sally and Billy were the best friends out of all three, and
Jimmy was the tag-along. So Sally and Bill
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