Blood

Posted in Yuck! on February, 27 2005 10:49 PM

A man gives blood to his girlfriend and saves her life. After a while they break up and he asks for the blood back. She throws a used tampon at him and screams, "I'll pay you monthly, you basta ...
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The Pub

Posted in Yuck! on June, 25 2004 11:26 PM

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bri ...
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Little Ol' Lady

Posted in Yuck! on May, 01 2004 4:25 PM

There's a little old lady in a care home. One the second floor (where everyone sleeps) the corridor is around the edge and the rooms are in the middle. One day the old lady gets into her wheel ...
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Smear Test

Posted in Yuck! on January, 20 2004 9:57 PM

(This joke is not for the easily offended)Q. Why do old women NOT have smear tests?   A. Have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie? ...
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Constipated Mathmatican

Posted in Yuck! on January, 16 2004 11:00 PM

Q: What does a mathmatican do when he's constapated? A: He works it out with paper and a pencil. ...
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Nasty Nut Eater

Posted in Yuck! on December, 21 2003 3:32 PM

Whats green and eats nuts? Herpes! ...
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Train Robbery

Posted in Yuck! on September, 30 2003 1:18 PM

One day these two guys on a train going to Preswick.  One of the guys needs a dump but there are no toilets on the train so his friend says "Hang your arse out the window and do one."&nbs ...
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Better than lubricant

Posted in Yuck! on September, 19 2003 11:42 PM

One day Jimmy, Billy, and Sally, were in the desert late at night and their car broke down. Sally and Billy were the best friends out of all three, and Jimmy was the tag-along. So Sally and Bill ...
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