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Three Nurses and a Dead Doctor
Posted in Yuck! on August, 16 2003 4:41 PM
The Doctor is lying dead in the morgue.
Three nurses go down with another unlucky victim.
They see the doctor lying there and think that they would like to have one last bit of
fun w
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One day there was three people lost in the forest for 2 weeks. Their names
were Bob, Jill and James. During this time they ran out of food and search all
around to find it.
They to a house old
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Women Trouble
Posted in Yuck! on February, 07 2003 1:06 AM
One day there were 3 blokes in the bar and they were all
depressed. The bar man goes over to them and says "What's the matter?
women trouble?" They all go "yeah." The bar man says "Go home
and d
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Leper In A Bar
Posted in Yuck! on February, 07 2003 1:05 AM
A man goes into a bar and asks for shots of drinks, he has a
shot of tequila then vomits. He has another then vomits and he does this several
times. A leper comes over and says "I'm sorry if my ap
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Cream biscuit
Posted in Yuck! on February, 07 2003 1:04 AM
A lady and her son were walking down the street one day, and
there was a used condom in the gutter. "Whats that mummy?" asked the
boy. "Um, thats a cream buscuit dear" replied the mother. A little
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Bad Husband
Posted in Yuck! on February, 07 2003 1:03 AM
There was once this happily married old couple, well, they
were happy apart from one thing, the husband's bad habbit of breaking wind every
morning. On their 30th wedding anniversary, the wife wok
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A publican is shutting for the night when there is a knock at
the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the
tooth-pick and tramp goes off. A few minutes later ther
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